SITUATIONAL COMEDY by Benjamin King
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On a bike in a skirt on your way to the place where I work. I'm in my car and the window's down but oh no Vanilla Ice just came on the radio. It doesn't phase me though, I turn it up and chuckle like yeah, what? You're all Christie Brinkley except you're black with freckles on your face and I'm Chevy Chase. At work now in a meeting you ask a question about the heating; you're new. How do you do? You sit in the cubicle down the line from mine after Roger, Monica, Pamela, Brian, Ramzi, Simone, Rick, and fat face areshole fuckface. |